If you are sensitive or take offense easily, please skip this post. It is not for the faint of heart... These are funny, sad, happy quotes (by numerous people, not necessarily by me) from Camp Widow. Some are brutally honest and some are painfully sad. There may be some that don't make sense if you haven't lost a spouse. Some might make you cringe... IF you haven't lost a spouse. There are many, MANY more, but this gives an idea of why we (the attendees) loved our weekend.
*Fellow widows - feel free to add any I missed.*
Why wouldn't he date a widow??? It's not like I killed the guy."
You are my first choice for this life.
You can't say, 'Would you rather be with...' when it will never be an option.
Death ends a life... not a relationship.
I have graduated from MILF to WILF.
It takes courage to leave the idea you once had for your life... behind.
'Ma'am, just have your husband carry it when you get home.'
'Well, that might be awhile... I don't think he's coming back.'
A 13 inch tumor??? Your tumor trumps my tumor.
I'm a DD... Since he Dropped Dead.
Widow party crashers.
I'm sorry you dropped your cell phone, and you think it's the worst thing in the world. It could be worse... your husband could have cancer... and die.
Taking out the trash was NOT supposed to be my job!
Drunk Widows Playing Bingo
Death sucks.
Widows rock.
Widowhood sucks.
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My absolute favorite was when someone said her husband dropped dead from a heart attack and the other widow responded, "F&$king a#@hole!"
Oh, Jackie. I love you.
I recognize some of those quotes! I am with Wendy, that quote was funny and I have repeated it many times since being back. No one seems to find it as funny as I do though, hmmmmmm....
I Love you too! :)
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